There was a sprightly old leprechaun
Who thought his cock's get up had gone
Until he met big young Jack
That gave him his get go back
In a room near the bar by the john
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Come all ye lads and lasses
Join us for fun with the masses
We'll gather 'round to drink green beer
On this most luckiest day of the year
In honor of the working classes
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... JMF (c) ...